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    So I don't see a problem......... I am a likable Clown! Meats is Meat and a Wulf has to eat !!
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    I wanted to find something for you @Wicked Wulf that would fit your name; Hope you like. And here is something for you all
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    Device is like a David draiman project/super group that features people from multiple other bands.. serg from SoaD, Matt Shadows of A7X, Tom morrelo from RatM, I think he did one with Lzzy Hale and a few others I apologise for butchering their names That hair Ah, there's David and Lzzy
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    Like the Device song Can't tag anyone......can't like anything...........but PLEASED CLOWN........I don't dine on RAW MEAT......at least not for food when belly is rumbling lol Edit.....like BOTH the device songs........didn't realize they were different songs.......added to play list - so that is Singer for Disturbed and System of a down? Forgot Septerror.........I agree......when you are going to cover a classic loved song.....best to make it sound your own....but keep to the same ........major changes really mess it up and make others angry. Loved the Disturbed version of Sound of Silence
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    Carl Perkins, wound up writing some very coverable songs: Carl was also George Harrison's biggest influence as a guitar player, The Beatles wound up covering several of his songs. These ones are from a 1985 Carl Perkins TV special, all covered by the Beatles, I'm not gonna post the original vs. cover comparison because the Beatles played it note for note like like Carl did..
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    animated emoticons is nice but I feel the game really needs alliance wars like coc
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    @Septerror43, I'm tempted to unlike that one just so that I can like it again
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    True dat @[ModEdit] has great taste HAHAHAHAHA Hope you're comfortable Wulfie. I want to clarify my position on covers.... THIS IS HOW YOU COVER A PAUL SIMON SONG.... With respect for the song... You don't turn it into pop CR@P... Also you do it as YOURSELF. For anybody who doesn't know... here is some more David Draiman stuff
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    The game is almost four years old I believe and I have been very active on these forums for most part most part of the journey. Love this community and the way people react and support each other. Very mature crowd. Other communities should really take an example. I personally think SGI/MS are not going to invest more time in this. A lot of community requests are not possible because of the way the game was build. They think investments will be huge to implement additional content, most part of the game will have to be rewritten. The most frustrating part is they never seem willing to do something about balance issues either. Conram is around for a year and still ongoing. They could just have canceled the effect on rams but they didn't. So the budget for improving the game even further was already dried up a year I go and did not have time to change a 'true' into a 'false' somewhere in the code. So, they will let this game be, have some revenue from it until it dies of old age. I have not been around these forums for almost a year now. Just played my casual game, slowly progressing and now I'm finished. Sitting on 22k gold that was meant for climbing the leaderboards. But I am not willing to put the effort in anymore. We'll meet again in another life.
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    Update from Smoking Gun Interactive

    I don't know why I find this really funny Maybe because I had a slight hope that the devs were working on something from behind the scenes but now its all gone
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    Andy P

    Update from Smoking Gun Interactive

    As I read it, the first sentence announces that the next sentences should be read as Panda expanding on the notion that she doesn't have any updates. So the reason she doesn't have any updates is because SGI and MS haven't collaborated to create more updates? Weird phrasing. It's like being told mommy and daddy don't love each other anymore but we both will always love you kids. What on earth is happening? The only hopeful thing I see is that us being on this journey with them is phrased in the present tense. But even that's ambiguous. Future tense would have been better, and past tense would have been a eulogy.
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    alliance TEMPLAR top I knight league is welcoming players who play for fun and respect fellow player. we are internationally oriented.
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    I'll kick this off and get things started with a short and sweet but funny joke. ========================================================== A man is sitting in his kitchen swatting flies, when his wife walks in. "You get any flies yet?", she asks. "Yep, three males, and two females," he tells her. Astounded, she asks him, "How in the world do you know their gender?" He replies, "Three were on a beer, two were on the phone!"
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    She's Got It Maid The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria, in her broken English, explained: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." The wife, increasingly agitated, exclaims: "Oh he did, did he?" Maria continued: "Anna third reason is that I am better at making love than you in the bed." The wife, really boiling mad now and through gritted teeth angrily asks "...And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did." Wife: "So...how much do you want?"
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    The blonde MAN jokes: A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet." ------------------------------------ A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. -------------------------------- A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------------ A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" ------------------------------------ A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks. "Here boy!" he replies. ------------------------------------ A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blonde replies. "The rope should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe." ------------------------------------ (This one actually makes sense.) An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat." -------------------------------------- A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having ***. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home."
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    A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles When you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 45 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth. The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the ***, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to know end. He unlocks the door, turns the ***, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk
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    Brave A long time ago, every year on his birthday, a great king challenged all of his kingdom's men to cross the castle's moat, which was full of crocodiles. Any one that survived could have his daughter's hand in marriage. The king's brilliant plan was to ensure that only the bravest and strongest man would marry his daughter and become the next king. "He who can cross the moat and not get eaten can have my daughter's hand!" The king shouted to the men gathered on the other side of the moat. All of the men were still terrified from what they had seen last year, when a couple of brave men who tried to cross the moat were crushed to death and eaten by the crocodiles. They remain silent and do nothing. A couple of hours later, the king was so furious that no man had even tried, that he decided to signal his soldiers to kill all of the men on the other side of the moat. Suddenly, a man jumped in the water, swam across and got out of the moat with not a single scratch on him whatsoever. The king was so happy that someone was so brave enough and willing to marry his daughter, he asked the man, "Aside from marrying my daughter, I will grant you three wishes. Now, what is your first wish?" "I only have one wish my king!" the man said. "And what is that, my son?" asked the king. With a very angry and trembling voice, the man asks; "My king, just let me kill the man who pushed me in the moat!
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    Can You Dig It? An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden , but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: "Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me....Love, Dad" A few days later he received a letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie" At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: "Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the Yams and Potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. -Vinnie"
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    Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Husband (watching a video): Don't do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life.You stupid idiot! Don't say yes. No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb man! Wife: Honey, why you so mad? What'aya watching? Husband: Our wedding ceremony.
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    Film At Eleven A Harley biker is riding by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs the girl by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside the cage, all while her screaming parents looked on helplessly. The biker quickly jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and smacks the lion square on the nose with a single powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl and the biker brings her to her terrified parents who thank him endlessly. An ABC reporter has witnessed the entire event. The reporter, addressing the Harley biker says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life." The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. After all, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted quickly to do the right thing." The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's news will feature this story on the morning show. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?" The biker replied, "I'm a Navy Seal, I just returned from Afghanistan and I'm a conservative Republican." The ABC journalist leaves. The following morning the biker watches the morning news to see the report of his actions, and hears: "NAVY SEAL VIOLENTLY ASSAULTS HELPLESS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH. FILM AT ELEVEN!" That pretty much sums up the ABC's of the media reporting the news these days.
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    Heaven can't wait A guy is at the Pearly Gates, hoping to be admitted, and St. Peter says to the guy, "I can't see that you did anything really good in your life, but you never did anything bad either. I tell you what, if you can tell me one really good deed that you did, you're in." So the guy says, "Once I was driving down the road and saw a gang of bikers assaulting this poor girl. So I pulled over, got out my car, grabbed a tire iron and walked straight up to the gang's leader--a huge ugly guy with a studded leather jacket, bald head but with hair all over his body, and a chain running from his nose to his ear. Undaunted, I ripped the chain out of his nose and ear and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and, wielding my tire iron, yelled to the rest of them, 'You leave this poor, innocent lady alone! You're all a bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you all a lesson in pain!'" Impressed, St. Peter says, "Really? I can't seem to find this in your file. When did this happen?" "Oh, about two minutes ago."
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    (Another blonde joke!) A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked the blonde for her driver's license. The speeder dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated when she couldn't find it. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square makeup mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked in the mirror, then handed it back to her and said, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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    A drunk man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man replies,. Suspicious, the Officer asks "Oh, really? Just exactly who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man tells him, "My wife!"
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    LoL, that's funny, MrPSIHO! (The following is an original joke I wrote last week. I hope you enjoy it!) Who's Faster Now? A turtle and a frog were sitting on a log on the far side of the pond. The turtle turned to the frog and said, "I'll bet you I can beat you to the other side of the pond!" The frog, always bragging about how fast he was, exclaimed, "No way! Not with THESE legs! I can swim TWICE as fast as you can!" "OK, I'll bet you 3 flies I can beat you to the other side," the turtle said wryly. "You're on!", the frog said, as he jumped into the water. "On your mark, get set, GO!" the turtle yelled loudly. And with that, the turtle dove deep into the water, swimming in a slow and steady pace near the bottom of the pond. The frog continued skimming along the surface at a frantic pace, far ahead of the turtle, until he had almost reached the other shore. Right when he was about to hop out of the water, a nearby alligator snapped him up in the middle of his jaws, with the frog still hanging partially out of his mouth. A few moments later, the turtle calmly got out of the water and onto the shore, dried himself off, looked at the alligator straight in the eye and told him, "See? I TOLD you I could get you frog legs for dinner!"
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