Scythian Fury

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To a Sandbagger.

You sit in our leagues just like a blight
Of countless crimes and cheap crown gains;
And all that's vile and deprived
We witness as you rampage unrestrained:
The hatred by us all, as is our right,
The final end result you have attained.

You dropped your many crowns just to steal league gold
They're easy to win back at age Ten, we are not impressed.
To claim you won a league, you sold your soul,
Just to delude yourself  that you are the best.
In deepest levels of a gamer's H**l, so dark and cold,
Long may you rot and ever find no rest.

And your climb to the top, you think well-earned,
What is that really worth? Not even spit.
The people who you stepped on, will too have their turn,
 All your game Achievements in RL matter not a wit;
The countless hours you spent are bridges burned,
You, self-aggrandizing, sad, deluded little S**t!

 

If the structure seems familiar to some, it is a tribute/Imitation poem based on this: https://www.cummingsstudyguides.net/Guides5/SheWalks.html

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I am a sniper

Always hit the stone

Paid assassin

Working monotone

Looking through the night

Using archers as mouses

My target on you

Aimed at your storehouses

 

10,000 from him

10,000 from you

And I know just what to do

And you know I'll do it too

Then I'm coming back for you

Back for you!

 

I do the "robbing your stone"

Don't ask me why

Don't need to hear your complaints

Don't need the whine

Now gimme your stones quickly

Now we're through

It brings me great pleasure

To see in 1:15 that the next keep is you

 

Don't you know that

Sniping! Is my business!

And business is good! [repeat]

 

You'd better believe it! Hahahahahh...

 

P.S. I have never sniped in my whole life. [tongue]

Edited by TheSilverZealot

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5 hours ago, TheSilverZealot said:

I am a sniper

Always hit the stone

Paid assassin

Working monotone

Looking through the night

Using archers as mouses

My target on you

Aimed at your storehouses

 

10,000 from him

10,000 from you

And I know just what to do

And you know I'll do it too

Then I'm coming back for you

Back for you!

 

I do the "robbing your stone"

Don't ask me why

Don't need to hear your complaints

Don't need the whine

Now gimme your stones quickly

Now we're through

It brings me great pleasure

To see in 1:15 that the next keep is you

 

Don't you know that

Sniping! Is my business!

And business is good! [repeat]

 

You'd better believe it! Hahahahahh...

 

P.S. I have never sniped in my whole life. [tongue]

This is a parody on Megadeth's "Killing Is My Business", for anyone who didn't get it. :P

 

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Wow, I don't know what to say...when I heard them announce my name, er...Gamertag, I was like...Wow...surreal!... I guess I have some people to thank...I would like to except this award, er...Honor Item, on behalf of my alliance and all my family back home. I would like to thank the mods and all the people on the forum who have helped me get this far, with out you guidance and advice I would not be the man. and gamer, I am today. I also would like to thank all the little people whose castles I've crushed on my way to victory, thank you for being there for me. And my biggest thanks is to God, er...The Devs, without whom none of this would be possible. And a special thanks to my Mom for letting me live in her basement, and supporting me, no matter what. I love you Mom!!!...Oh, they're telling me to wrap it up, ok...Thank you all once again, this is the greatest moment of my life...Oh, and Playerxxxxxxxxxxx, when I heard that we were both nominated, I thought  you were going to win it for sure, your attacks and defenses are the standard and inspiration to which all of us can only hope to reach, I share this with you...Oh, the music's starting. Ok, I gotta go...Thank you, thank you, thank you, I love you all!!!!

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20 minutes ago, Scythian Fury said:

Wow, I don't know what to say...when I heard them announce my name, er...Gamertag, I was like...Wow...surreal!... I guess I have some people to thank...I would like to except this award, er...Honor Item, on behalf of my alliance and all my family back home. I would like to thank the mods and all the people on the forum who have helped me get this far, with out you guidance and advice I would not be the man. and gamer, I am today. I also would like to thank all the little people whose castles I've crushed on my way to victory, thank you for being there for me. And my biggest thanks is to God, er...The Devs, without whom none of this would be possible. And a special thanks to my Mom for letting me live in her basement, and supporting me, no matter what. I love you Mom!!!...Oh, they're telling me to wrap it up, ok...Thank you all once again, this is the greatest moment of my life...Oh, and Playerxxxxxxxxxxx, when I heard that we were both nominated, I thought  you were going to win it for sure, your attacks and defenses are the standard and inspiration to which all of us can only hope to reach, I share this with you...Oh, the music's starting. Ok, I gotta go...Thank you, thank you, thank you, I love you all!!!!

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@TheSilverZealot  [tongue]       cos it's a cool idea to mess with lyrics

Lumber Yard, stone storehouse
Red Apples and shiny crowns
Up for grabs, up for a price
Where the hardcore players keep on sieging through the night
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do
That's guaranteed
Hey sie-ger, you want it all
The food, the wood, the stone for your walls

Come on, come on, attack me for the crowns
Come on, come on, listen to the crowns talk
Come on, come on, attack me for the Stones
Come on, come on, listen to the Stone talk

Con - Rad, Charles Martel
A big Keep with many crowns
Can't get enough, you still want more
The dollar's up - down, you'd better buy more gold
The claim is on you
The sights are on me
So what do you do
You re-buy Conrad
Hey silly noob, you broke no laws
You Ramrush, you siege, you steal from us all

Come on, come on, Ram-Rush me with Conrad
Come on, come on, listen to the towers fall
Come on, come on, Ram-Rush me with Conrad
Come on, come on, watch them empty all you stores

Conrad talks, yeah, yeah
Martel talks, B.S. walks
Archers talk, come on, come on

Come on, come on, watch me climb the leaderboard
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk
Come on, come on, love me for my many crowns
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk

Moneytalks, moneytalk, talk, talk
Hear it talk
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Crownstalk

 

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Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for AoE:CS  ( Part I )

 

There was an Old Man, who lived in a wood...
He had to move to a retirement home, 'cause Conram got him good


There was an Old Woman who lived under the hill...
She  too should've moved, 'cause Conram got her still


There was an Old Lady who lived in a shoe...
That didn't help, 'cause Conram got her too


(What's with Conram picking on Senior Citizens anyway?...)

 

 

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick...

...Congratulations, Private Jack, you passed the physical with flying colors. Welcome to the Ladder Invaders.

  Corporal Rurik, see to it that the Private here has a ladder and a yellow uniform...Next!...

 

Hey! Diddle, Diddle,
The Cat and the Fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the Moon...


...Corporal Rurik, why haven't I been told about this Cow? That kind initiative is exactly what we're looking for in the LI.

Now, go over there and don't come back until that Cow enlists. On the double!!...

...Oh, and Corporal, see if that Cat can do something about the sound cutting off at the end of a raid...

 

 

Edited by Scythian Fury

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Jack Spratt had crowns real fat

His wife wouldn't let him play one lick

So he sent Joan D'Arc to talk to her,

that changed her mind real quick...


 

Ole King Cole was a merry old soul

and a merry old soul was he...

Until John Kourkouas scared the *** out of him

And now the Ole Dude needs psychotherapy


 

Lil' Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey.

Along came Svyat and Red Raiders,

Those rampaging invaders

And took her curds and tuffet away

(The last we heard, the poor thing was living on the streets

turning tricks for curds)


 

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39 minutes ago, Dave0564 said:

[put in your own dara nana]

 

Woke up this morning         

Went for a fight                         (careful)

Switched on computer        

Waited for load                 

 

Chorus

Maxed out on pennants

No real use for wood

Stone is a problem

Apples are good

 

Today is for smashdown   

All ready for that               

36 STs                                

John and Sviat                  

 

 

There's got to be loads more.  But it's a stupid time UK and my brain hurts.

 

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On 4/13/2017 at 1:42 AM, TheSilverZealot said:

The red fist, the times you hit it, crushed by equilibrium.
Separate lives, no more disguise, no more second chances.
Haggard mouse, spitting out the bitter taste of hate.
I accuse you before you know the revenge, it's all too late.
Before you know the revenge, it's all too late.

Out of their silent keeps, dreams of desolation,
Out of their silent keeps, come the revengers of creation.

 

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I saw all the siege rams
Flowing constantly
My broken keep in a wreck
Blown to smithereens
A ram train, hit and run
The finish line for me
Reliefs clutter and get converted
Take a look and see

[Chorus:]
No escaping Conrad
My age X 3-starred for free
Clinging on to the game
By the skin o'my teeth

[Chorus]

My anger flows towards the forums
Deluge from my red log
I open a new thread complaining about it
And I become a laughing stock
My wet brain tells me to stop
Instead I join the flow
My next attack, a ram train I swear,
"you reap what you sow".

[Chorus]

I won't feel the criticism
Now I'm a ConRammer too
That keep I couldn't beat
I now 3* it while I poo
I need to rise my crown count
So I use Conrad some more
So tag my toe and don't forget
Whooo I'm coming for

[Chorus]

 

Megadeth- Skin O' My Teeth. ;)

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