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On ‎2‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 6:35 PM, POORFELLER said:

Are you sure you aren't East using a pseudonym?

 

On ‎2‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 6:41 PM, Dudeist Priest said:

It's been a while but you know it's me Poorfeller...

I could tell right away.  Unlike the directional marionette, your poem rhymed.[thumbup][lol]

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Oh where, oh where, has all my stone gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
With my PT cut short and my nemesis on line too long
Oh where, oh where can it be?

Oh  where...They built a new tower, that's where it be [cursing]

Edited by Dudeist Priest

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Conrad had a little Ram,
It's Boost was white as snow;
And everywhere that Conrad went
The ram was sure to go.

He followed him to my castle one day
Which isn't against the rule; [cursing]
It made the my troops laugh and play,
To see the ram a fool.

And so my T'dome turned him out,
But still he lingered near;
And waited patiently about
Till Conrad did appear

"What makes the ram love Conrad so?"
The eager players did cry;
"Why, SGI loves the gold, you know,"
VISA did reply.

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The Castle is shown and I lear,

Is the path to the stone quite clear?

Their troops I now kite,

to keep them far from site,

how similar to gaslight. 

My Trebs, do your deed,

I tip my hat and say, "Godspeed",

for stone I have great need...

 

 

 

Edited by Dudeist Priest

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A Sieger's prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, 

I pray out loud, "Don't take my keep."

I want more crowns when I awake, 

Keep me safe from Winnie's rake.

Let my defense rule the roost, 

Stopping all with Eddie's boost.

Most of all let my mams

Take down Conrad, ere he boosts those rams.

 

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57 minutes ago, POORFELLER said:

A Sieger's prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, 

I pray out loud, "Don't take my keep."

I want more crowns when I awake, 

Keep me safe from Winnie's rake.

Let my defense rule the roost, 

Stopping all with Eddie's boost.

Most of all let my mams

Take down Conrad, ere he boosts those rams.

 

 

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I would be remiss if I didn't include some examples of Vogon Poetry on this thread. It is sooo good it bears repeating twice. Enjoy! [lol]

I will have some more original material soon, working on it. ;)

Edited by Scythian Fury
because a great work of art is never fnished

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So...the AOE:CS forum is shutting down today, 2 days before my 3 year anniversary of playing CS. In the last 3 years I had a lot of fun in this game, made a lot of friends (and a few enemies), built 30+ alliances (8 of them joined my Coalition of Deadpool Alliances (CODA)) and personally led 2 of them into the Top 200. In retrospect, one thing I did not do was rush to max out as fast as I could and then get totally burned out, jaded and bitter about the lack of development in the game. Instead, I played it for fun and hope to still continue doing so until the MM servers finally shut down in May 2019. This has definitely been a fun ride and what made it even more fun is the community of players on this forum, I wish you all the best in life and the coming New Year. SIEGE ON, Y'ALL!!!!

 

Game over...  

We Sieged, we played, we had some fun,

We laughed, we cried, we even trolled.

But now the race is finally run,

The whole tale's finally told.

Let Conrad rest and ramrush no more,

No new taunts from Martell,

No Archergeddon to bypass the walls,

No ringing of the victory bell.

All that remains of deeds once done

A memory of glories that once were,

A few good friends that once had fun

And never once got bored.

As for the rest, there's not much to say,

It's like dust that shall be swept beneath a rug,

This game is over, it has been much, much fun to play,

Mortician, pull the plug!!!

 

 

 

 

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